“No More Paparazzi, Please!”

Meet Ollie, our English Mastiff. He’s 150 pounds of drool, snuggles, and stubbornness. We love him so much that, naturally, we take about a million pictures of him every single day.

The problem? Ollie hates it.

The second he sees a phone pointed his way, one of two things happens. Either he shifts just enough to ruin the perfect pose, or he freezes and gives us the ultimate side-eye—channeling his inner grumpy celebrity being stalked by paparazzi.

And honestly, I can’t even blame him. If someone followed me around with a camera documenting every nap, snack, and bathroom break, I’d be cranky too.

Still—how can we resist? His droopy face! His giant paws! That “I’m too important for this nonsense” expression! It’s impossible not to capture the cuteness.

So here we are: Ollie dodging cameras, and us chasing him around like wannabe dog paparazzi, begging for just one more shot. That look in his eyes is basically yelling:

“PUT THE PHONE DOWN, HUMANS!”

Until then, we’ll keep sneaking photos, and he’ll keep perfecting his escape skills. Honestly? It’s the best game of hide-and-seek we never meant to play.